beaky-peartree:

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

(via samimstandinginpee)

iguanamouth:

when people you dont like start hitting on you

image

(via larvitarr)

(Source: cakejam, via dutchster)

ingredior:

baelor:

i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die

“if i die”

(via myheartisbro-ken)

(Source: sass-and-tea, via jellicent)

zombiegrapes:

widdershinsgirl:

OMG PRESH LIGHTNING BOLT HEADED PUPPY!!!

I NAME YOU HARRY PUPPER!!!

You’re a husky, Harry

(Source: wolf-whisperer, via dutchster)

kantamizuno:

THE GREATEST MOMENT IN TV HISTORY

(via laugh-addict)

gnarly:

me: *first one finished when eating with friends* 

me: *still hungry*

me: *looks at friends food* 

me: “you gonna fuck dat up?”

(via ruinedchildhood)