Person: Why are you smiling at your phone? Omg are you texting YOUR BOYFRIEND??!
Me: *Laughs nervously* *keeps reading gay fanfic*

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

therainbowgorilla:

visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week

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(via too-gay-for-this-shit)

eziocauthon89:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

im making friends with the netflix customer service guy

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aw troy

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how sweet of you 

I’M TALKING TO A DIFFERENT ONE AND TROY ASKED ABOTU ME

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(via dontputupafightmonaco)

dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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(via just-funny-posts)

summershadowtwin:

lifehandsulemons:

allhaillokigodofmischief:

When school gets hard, just remember this….

This is really inspiring to me.

summershadowtwin:

lifehandsulemons:

allhaillokigodofmischief:

When school gets hard, just remember this….

This is really inspiring to me.

(via zackisontumblr)

(Source: coelasquid, via baradorable)

Sorry! I’ve told you before, take the stairs!

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